if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
“You told me that life was not a song. That I would learn that one day, to my sorrow.” She felt tears in her eyes, but whether she wept for Ser Dontos Hollard, for Joff, for Tyrion, or for herself, Sansa could not say. “Is it all lies, forever and ever, everyone and everything?”
i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre
like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish
the answer is probably yes
headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing
and he never knows what he’s looking for
im tired of things costing money
Don’t worry Aikuro. I never get bored with your glowing nipples.
Based on Hark! A Vagrant - strip (all of them are awesome, go read!)
iT FELL ASLEEP ON MY HAND
jerk it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
jerk it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง better
jerk it ɳ༼•̀_•́༽ɲ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me