Just go… It’s been fun. Don’t come back,

houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

“You told me that life was not a song. That I would learn that one day, to my sorrow.” She felt tears in her eyes, but whether she wept for Ser Dontos Hollard, for Joff, for Tyrion, or for herself, Sansa could not say. “Is it all lies, forever and ever, everyone and everything?”

thedoctorknows:

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing

and he never knows what he’s looking for

margaery: y'know some guys just cant hold their arsenic
sansa, olenna and loras: HE HAD IT COMING

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

mikiryuko:

niuniente:

Don’t worry Aikuro. I never get bored with your glowing nipples.

Based on Hark! A Vagrant - strip (all of them are awesome, go read!)

whoaah!

monsieurbellamy:

iT FELL ASLEEP ON MY HAND

pizzaforpresident:

jerk it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder

jerk it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง better

jerk it ɳ༼•̀_•́༽ɲ faster

raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me