profoak:

"oops"

07231994:

The girls I follow on this website are unreal looking. UNREAL. ya’ll are so pretty I hope you feel that pretty everyday

aokou:

koujaku lays down the sickest sick burn of all time look at this sick burn king he totally BURNED that nerd get the aloe vera kids

miniaturehorse:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

weaboo fucks

transparentmagica:

this took hours oh my god

transparent clara dolls! taken from the final installment of the rebellion story manga

mikotoshotbutt:

mikotoshotbutt:

I have decided to watch Boku no Pico.

I have decided to stop watching Boku no Pico.

yiffos:

"who are u dating?" *pulls out list of waifus* ahem

blanktaehyeong:

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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this is the worst google translate spanish i have ever seen bROOM BROOM IS LITERALLY TRANSLATED TO BROOM HERE, THE CLEANING TOOL, NOT CAR VROOM VROOM

AMD THE LAST SENTENCE IS INCOHERENT ??? SHOULD BE MORE LIKE “SÁLTE DE MI CARRO”

eradicatedelicacy:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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Tree apocalypse.

open rp

komeiju:

jolynejolynejolyne:

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Gotta find out who killed dad……..

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WHO KILLED YOUR DADDY BROTHER? BECAUSE HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON THEM