I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
au where sherlock says “um, sweetie,” before he corrects somone.
before and after injecting 1 meth
Welp, now they’ve invented undressable dakimakura. God is officially fucking dead.
imagine if you got one of these but it had 50 layers like a matryoshka
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb